PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. And t